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Breakfast Anyone?

A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review ... (Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking 'funny' for a while after reading this. It was nominated 'best email of 1997')

Room Service:   "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest:          "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-sevice"
RS:  "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G:   "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS:  "Ow July den?"
G:   "What??"
RS:  "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
G:   "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry,scrambled please."
RS:  "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G:   "Crisp will be fine"
RS:  "Hokay. An San tos?"
G:   "What?"
RS:  "San tos. July San tos?"
G:   "I don't think so"
RS:  "No? Judo one toes??"
G:   "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 
      'judo one toes' means."
RS:  "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
      mopping we bother?"
G:   "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' 
      Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS:  "We bother?"
G:   "No..just put the bother on the side."
RS:  "Wad?"
G:   "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS:  "Copy?"
G:   "Sorry?"
RS:  "Copy...tea...mill?"
G:   "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS:  "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
      baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, 
      and copy....rye??"
G:   "Whatever you say"
RS:  "Tendjewberrymud"
G :  "You're welcome"