Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
- You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
- With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
- You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
- You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
- People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
- Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
- There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
- There is bull shit, and horse shit.
- You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
- You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.
- You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
- Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
- Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
- You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
- Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
- Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
- Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else ...